Anonymous Satire On the cusp of graduating, a man lost his entire friend group after a slip of the tongue revealed his lack of strong feelings for J.R.R. Tolkien’s “TheContinue Reading
Romeo and Juliet Romance Advisors Dear Romeo and Juliet, The dating culture here is tragic. I am embarrassed to admit that I did transfer partially for an MRS degree, butContinue Reading
Dear Romeo and Juliet, It’s the first time the Resurrection Party is happening in three years, and my boyfriend won’t come with me. He’s never experienced it before, and it’sContinue Reading
Anonymous Satire Citizens of Rome were slightly concerned last Friday to see what looked like a gargantuan black cloud descending on Vatican City. After several panicked phone calls, it wasContinue Reading
Romeo and Juliet Romance Advisors Dear Romeo and Juliet, I’m writing to you from my hospital bed and the morphine is kicking in. I’ve been reading this column in theContinue Reading
Anonymous Satire Students were shocked this week to see Franciscan University Student Government (FUSG) president Alex McKenna being led out of the J.C. Williams Center in handcuffs by members ofContinue Reading
Dear Romeo and Juliet, I’ve found myself in a really embarrassing situation. My boyfriend and I made a pact to do a 2 a.m. holy hour together in the portContinue Reading
Anonymous Satire In a continued effort to represent the different sects within the Catholic Church, chapel ministries has announced that this month they will be organizing a newly-structured Festival ofContinue Reading
Anonymous Satire People really like to complain about the dating culture here as if it’s a uniquely Franciscan problem. This whole discussion about what it means to be standoffish isContinue Reading
Anonymous Satire I feel that the flared-jean Frannies deserve a break from my flaming pen this week, so I’ve undertaken to create a comprehensive portrait of a more comedically neglectedContinue Reading
