By Anonymous “$1.87”—there were less than two weeks left until graduation and that was all the money left in Avila’s bank account. She stared at the ATM’s mocking screen, blinkedContinue Reading
By Anonymous There is nothing (short of a semester in Austria) that causes such division amongst the students at Franciscan as spring break. To paraphrase one of the greatest authorsContinue Reading
@_sarasparks_ – “I’m shocked that this wasn’t done, but I get the sense the damage is already done yk” @ti_manley – “I evacuated within days because of the specific risksContinue Reading
For Evacuation By Peter Baugher Staff Writer Editor’s Note: The author of this article does not hold the views presented within, but is written fromContinue Reading
By Anonymous Avila Socrates, eldest daughter of Franciscan University philosophy professor Thomas A. Socrates and newest intent to “Bilhah or Zilpah” household, stood dead still in the middle of theContinue Reading
By Anonymous Dear Romeo and Juliet, My household sister is in Austria, and she is constantly texting me about all of the new foreign guys she’s meeting. Every week there’sContinue Reading
Budgetary Cuts lead to Troubadour Changes Due to an ongoing budgetary reshuffle that the University has been undergoing in recent months, The Troubadour has found the need to make theContinue Reading
By Anonymous Dear Romeo and Juliet, Austria is where relationship dreams go to die. I started talking to someone at the end of last semester and the only problemContinue Reading
Anonymous Satire On the cusp of graduating, a man lost his entire friend group after a slip of the tongue revealed his lack of strong feelings for J.R.R. Tolkien’s “TheContinue Reading
Romeo and Juliet Romance Advisors Dear Romeo and Juliet, The dating culture here is tragic. I am embarrassed to admit that I did transfer partially for an MRS degree, butContinue Reading