Satire: Cautiously Curated Campus Cryptids
By anonymous In a recent press conference Rev. Dave Pivonka TOR revealed that the school has been infiltrated by a number of strange creatures, or “cryptids,” as the administration hasContinue Reading
By anonymous In a recent press conference Rev. Dave Pivonka TOR revealed that the school has been infiltrated by a number of strange creatures, or “cryptids,” as the administration hasContinue Reading
By Anonymous In a certain kingdom, in a certain valley, a small settlement atop a hill, Steubenvillage, was alive with people of all manner, one of whom is of particularContinue Reading
By Anonymous Time seemed to slow as the twelve-passenger van rolled along University Blvd. Matt raised his weary head from his pillow resting against the window, his eyes came alive,Continue Reading
By Anonymous Columnist Fresh out of high school? Searching for your next big step in life? Thinking about coming to Franciscan University of Steubenville? Not a bad idea. If youContinue Reading
By Anonymous An old epidemic strikes Franciscan University of Steubenville anew reported Health Services on Monday. “We’ve seen this drug before,” said an anonymous official at Health Services. “We thoughtContinue Reading
By Anonymous In a certain kingdom, in a certain valley, a small settlement atop a hill, Steubenvillage, was alive with people of all manner, one of whom is of particularContinue Reading
By Anonymous In a certain kingdom, in a certain valley, a small settlement atop a hill, Steubenvillage, was alive with people of all manner, one of whom is of particularContinue Reading
By Anonymous Sophomore Joseph Finnegan claims to have discovered a groundbreaking, foolproof method for discerning marriage. “I had never even dated someone before,” said Finnegan, which is what led toContinue Reading
By Anonymous In a certain kingdom, in a certain valley, a small settlement atop a hill, Steubenvillage, was alive with people of all manner, one of whom is of particularContinue Reading
By Anonymous A divide has sprung up on campus between traditionalist and charismatic students over the form they believe the new Christ the King (CTK) chapel renovations should take. AContinue Reading
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