09 Aug, 2026
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Vice Column: On logs and splinters

Clement Harrold Student Government Vice President In a penetrating passage in “The Screwtape Letters,” the older devil advises his nephew in the following terms: “Be sure that the patient remains completely fixated on politics. Arguments, political gossip and obsessing on the faults of people they have never met serves as an excellent distraction from advancing […]

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Vice Column: A failed church

Clement Harrold Student Government Vice President “This house believes that the American experiment has failed.” So reads the motion for last weekend’s Dumb Ox Debate, the first of this semester. Though provocatively worded, the House’s position has proven thought-provoking for me, such that I have spent considerable time reflecting on the question over the past […]

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Biden, masks and the false idol of unity

Clement Harrold Student Government Vice President In a recent video, Bishop Robert Barron described the word “divisive” as “comically ineffectual,” an alienating sentiment with which I am in full agreement. As Barron rightly noted, any time in life that you make a “decision” (from the Latin “de caedere”), you are deliberately choosing to “cut off” […]

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In defense of Antonian Hall: a complaint against complaining

Clement Harrold Student Government Vice President As someone with a strong propensity to melancholy, I am well-versed in pointing out problems, highlighting negatives and taking a generally pessimistic approach to life (all in the name of “realism,” of course). Such is my temperament. But that doesn’t mean my attitude is a good one. In fact, […]

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Vice Column: Running as martyrdom

Clement Harrold Student Government Vice President I hate running. It’s intense, it’s painful, it’s tiring and almost from the moment I start, I just want it to be over. I also suck at it. Kind of like my spiritual life, come to think of it. And yet, just as with my spiritual life, in spite […]

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Vice Column: Airplane mode will save your soul

Clement Harrold Student Government Vice President In his thought-provoking article “7 Reasons Why Your Smartphone Is Bilbo’s Ring,” the Rev. John Hollowell offers a sobering insight into the untold detrimental effects wrought by our cell phones in our day-to-day lives. Reads the first reason: “You randomly worry that you don’t have it, check your pocket, […]