Anonymous  My heart sinks each time I rush from class to the cafeteria only to find hundreds of students beat me to it, making a line longer than a tenuredContinue Reading

By Eleanor O’Hagan Columnist  If I had to sum up the semester thus far in one word, I would say it has been “chaotic.” Take that as you will, as “chaotic”Continue Reading

By Anonymous Satire Columnist In a recent Wednesday audience, Pope Francis made a slew of vehemently heretical statements, endorsing polygamy, fornication and extravagant living, which incited the righteous backlash ofContinue Reading

Samuel Ellis Columnist   “The Fall Guy” was a breath of fresh air and is counted among the handful of “good” movies during our recent decline of cinema. The film debuted inContinue Reading

Sam Ellis Columnist  “Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga” debuted earlier this year and is a film to behold with interest.  George Millers’ next installment into his post-apocalyptic drama was oneContinue Reading