Joshua Judges Ruth: Current events give me hives
2021-10-01
Anonymous Satire I don’t know how it happened, but every morning I wake up to Apple News roundhouse kicking me in the teeth. I never asked to be added ontoContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Maybe the Amish got it right
2021-09-17
Anonymous Perhaps the besetting sin of our modern culture is escapism. If that’s true, take me to church. I want out of here. This morning I woke up, remembered theContinue Reading
Students debate modesty of tight-fitting face masks
2020-09-06
Anonymous Students debate modesty of tight-fitting face masks Proving once and for all that controversy rests for no global crisis, Franciscan University of Steubenville students took to Facebook this ThursdayContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: ‘Why No Woman Week?’ – Female students protest inequality
2020-02-07
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE It began with the propaganda. The small paper signs depicting masculine, bearded faces appeared on the walls of the J.C. Williams Center, boldly announcing an upcoming weekContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Students happy to return to sin-free environment
2020-01-25
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE After nearly a month of break, students are expressing their joy as they return to an environment unclouded by the stain of moral depravity. “Four weeksContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Debaters state opinions on when Christmas music is appropriate
2019-12-04
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The Society of Truth attracted powerful statements and heated arguments at its latest debate last Sunday. Well over 200 students gathered in the Gentile Gallery to discuss the topic: “This house believesContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Students reflect on other campuses’ problems
2019-11-04
AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The problem of hazing has struck again in the Midwest, with multiple colleges and high schools coming under the public eye after alleged violations of policy. AtContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Crowd-surfing Jesus inspires new devotion and faith
2019-05-01
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE Jesus Christ, Second Person of the Holy Trinity, true God and true man, Lord of the Universe, Savior of the world, etc., was seen crowd-surfing atContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Baby receives gifts of tongues at Mass, causes controversy
2019-04-10
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE A babble was heard at the back of the Christ the King Chapel during the 12:30 p.m. Sunday Mass. The spiritual gift of tongues, which canContinue Reading
Joshua Judges Ruth: Entire student body declares war on dating culture
2019-03-27
ANONYMOUS AN OBSERVANT SOCIALITE The entirety of Franciscan University’s student body has expressed frustration for the past four years that the entire student body doesn’t know how to date. “TheContinue Reading